Six sports. Six Saturdays. Sixteen of you, finally committing.
You know that group chat where someone suggests padel, or pickleball, or "we should go bouldering" — and the messages get a few thumbs-up and then nothing happens? This is the format that makes it happen.
Every Saturday for six weeks, your cohort plays a different sport. Courts booked, gear sorted, intro coach to walk us through the basics. You show up. You play. We go for coffee after. It runs like a course — you commit to a cohort, the dates are fixed, and the people in it become a group chat that outlasts the program.
Six sports across six weeks, in this order, at these venues. Specific dates depend on which cohort you join.
Padel
Tennis meets squash, with walls. Easy entry, surprisingly addictive.
Bouldering
Climbing without ropes, on padded floors. Routes for every level.
Boxing
Pads, bags, technique drills. By the end you'll throw a real jab.
Tennis
Drill the basics — grip, swing, footwork — then play short sets.
Pickleball
The world's fastest-growing sport. You'll see why in five minutes.
Squash · Finale
Fast, intense, weirdly meditative. Final test, then wrap-up lunch.
Each cohort is fixed dates and a fixed group. Choose the one that fits your calendar.
"Found my sport — turns out I love padel. Half the cohort still plays together every Saturday."
"Discovered I'd rather watch boxing than do it. But pickleball? Hooked. Already signed up for Cohort 04."
"Showed up out of shape, finished with three sports in regular rotation. Cohort chat still active a year later."
Started the Cohort program after one too many group chats failed to turn into actual games. Played every sport on this list before deciding pickleball was his religion. Will not coach you, but will absolutely scream encouragement from the sideline.